WARNING: This is our rude card section!
Proceed with caution if you are easily offended. Expect foul language and humour with the potential to lead to disownment and in extreme cases, disinheritance. If you don't like it sweary, look away now. If you're all about the bants, dig in!
Blank Card with Enamel Pin Badge - You’re The Tits
Blank Card - Oldest Bugger In Wales
Blank Card - Today’s Forecast, 99% Chance Of Drunken Twattedness
Blank Card - You’ve Grown Into A Great Man, Much Better Than The Dickhead You Used To Be
Blank Card - Happy Birthday You Little Shit
Blank Card - Hands Up If You’ve Pissed In The Pool
Blank Card - You Old Bastard
Blank Card - You Scrub Up Well For An Old Slapper
Birthday Card - Everyone Deserves A Card Full Of Cash
Blank Card - You're The Shit!
Birthday Card - Drunken Hoebag
Blank Card - Awesome
Blank Card - Best Cure For A Hangover
Blank Card - You Are What You Eat
Blank Card - If She Were A Pigeon
Blank Card - Tired Since 1999
Birthday Card - Young At Heart
Birthday Card - Older, Wiser, Giving Less Of A....
Blank Card - Torfaen, Home Of The Biggest Wanker In Wales
Blank Card - Biggest Twat In Wales